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Sunday, April 17, 2011

Dragonisms, Part 1

Here are some of the more interesting turns of phrase that Dragon's speech recognition software came up with as I transcribed Dark Awakening. Some of this stuff is almost as good as Damn You Auto-Correct. Among my favorites:

  • She even put spiders outside when she found them in her apartment instead of squishing them, and she wolves at those things.

    It's supposed to be:
    She even put spiders outside when she found them in her apartment instead of squishing them, and she loathed those things.

  • Kimi realized Mika and Nic were headed for the door, and that should occur out of her paralysis.

    It's supposed to be:
    Kimi realized Mika and Nic were headed for the door, and that shook her out of her paralysis.

  • how much time had passed balls she'd been filing

    It's supposed to be:
    how much time had passed while she'd been filing

  • when someone stepped out of the goodness

    It supposed to be:
    when someone stepped out of the dimness

  • The man's voice was a rich baritone, animated and some pleasant, even attractive, they raise goose bumps on Kimi's arms and she backed up a step.

    It's supposed to be:
    The man's voice was a rich baritone, and it made him sound pleasant, even attractive, but it raised goose bumps on Kimi's arms and she backed up a step.

  • Calling it forward, she surrounded herself, leading ticketing and roll until it would be impenetrable.

    It's supposed to be:
    Calling it forward, she surrounded herself, letting it thicken and grow until it would be impenetrable.

  • As she ate a bag out of her desk for, she realized she needed help.

    It's supposed to be:
    As she yanked the bag out of her desk drawer, she realized she needed help.

The last one is my personal favorite. :-)